Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-1915529-20120523190003/@comment-1496755-20120613131125

I've had some really crazy dreams... when I was a kid, I once dreamed that I was trapped at my old kindergarten and some evil people were trying to reach me by cutting through the roof.

I ran but I didn't get very far - there was some pretty ugly monster waiting for me downstairs... and it said something very weird - "I'm going to eat you and drink you like cheap scotch."

I understand being eaten... but being drunk? :P