Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-3547390-20161116194210/@comment-3547390-20161223210724

Well, I have one wired for that reason, but I have a second with batteries in case the power goes off. Not sure how that will help since then I can't use the computer, but I am not the most practical of thinkers.

Since when do I drink wine? I'm American, I live on Pepsi and Doctor Pepper. I might have gotten peanuts if I could find a nutcracker. What is the point of eating peanuts if I can't get a toy soldier to ruthlessly crack them in his mouth first? I mean, that is like the most important part of Christmas, right behind a little boy that can play the drums and Nigerians not dying in a blizzard but instead scamming our senile grandparents.