Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-1915529-20120523190003/@comment-3547390-20120711091357

Auugh! Everyone is posting at once!

The extra stuff is almost always trash like you said. I just want to play the game, not have random trash!

Also - Duude. Guncon 2020 haz de mess up ting wen clik. Soo much betta wen u cn fire nd it wurks. (The developers have gotten so lazy the games aren't even functional by CODMW12). MW11 ftw u nuub. I de masta of de map New York City. Jus use de tomahawk, 1 throw n dey dead. Bet ur mom gut it on d Wii+++pecanalmondchocolate++@&OL. Only deh true us M-box, Mastah box.

Master Box, only $20000. Controllers sold seperately. Enslaves you and your friends as you play. Side affects may include zombification, craving for flesh, bowing to Microsoft, and performing tasks against your will. But it's all doubleplusgood! Join the Party now and get a free glow in the dark flashlight. No more will you have to use another flashlight to find your first flashlight! SPAM included in all games like above messages, or superior political alien messages. You don't care about that, you just wanna buy the next COD - Call of Duty: FTW NOOBKILL AWESOME. Buy the delux and get extra SPAM! Limited time only!

I should get a job for Microsoft, I already do good at promoting their products :P.