Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-1915529-20120523190003/@comment-3547390-20120711211159

Thing? Hahah, you have to read it to understand. It is the most random thing, like I said you will never trust the Nali again. It's on RTNP's Escape from Na Pali. Just dive into the water and start swimming. I accidentially found it after a lot of turns. You know you are going the right way if you see some kind of ledge you can hop on to get to another section of water. It is also in a darkened corner.

nuub extreeme. yestaday m-box 720 came out. mi mah gut it, gess urs did not? sukka! i wood not tuch ur mah wit a 10 ft pol she so uglee. I gansta, u nub.

Free analog stick??!? Cmon, you think Microsoft is that soft?

M-box 720! Buy it! Throw it! Break it! Buy a new one!

Free! - Packaging peanuts (deluxe version costs $50)

$300 - functional power button! Now you can turn your console on!

$900 - Allows your M-box to see PC games. Warning, compatibility with M-box games will be broken.

$30 - Pretty wallpaper

$50 - Pretty music as you start console

$900 - Install antivirus to protect M-box from weekly viruses sent by Microsoft!

$70 - An avatar, due to engine limitations it will look nothing like you yet will not be able to render anything cool either.

$500 fine for every oldspeak word said ingame. Our monitors watch everyone 24/7, even when the console is turned off.

$50 - A jelly mold that will protect your console when you throw it out of frustration.

$90 - A cutout of Mickey Mouse. Kids will enjoy the allusions to popular icons.

$200 - M-box can properly render text instead of squares. Warning, eliminates ability to render squares.

$30 - A toaster oven extension to cook your poptarts while you kill your friends

$100 - Allows downloads to be downloaded instead of recieving errors via the 1.01 patch. Patch must be downloaded.

$200 - COD11 will work, warning will cause functionality issues with COD10.

$500 - Eliminate the paperclip. Warning, are you sure you wish to kill the only help you will ever recieve? We have eliminated all technical support for this paperclip.

$500 - Light shows when you get RROD in order so you know you have it. Warning, light will be lit at all times due to unstability. Do not remain in the same room for an hour or more due to the high power of the light causing cancer.

$30 - Microsoft employee practice via game simulation. Warning, not like the real thing. You probably will be fired for doing this stuff.

$800 - Eliminate the M in M-box! You get a cardboard box to replace your M-box! You can throw it without fear of breaking it.

$12000 - Porn dowloads, must have patch installed in order to work. Kids, the security number is on the back of the credit card.

$900 - Spam eliminator! No more spam, get ham! Now you only get giant globs of meat covering the screen instead of those annoying flashing ads.

$10000 - M-box prequel, the X-box! So advanced it can actually play a game!

$20 - Let M-box beat the game for you! Warning, M-box does not like to share so you will not be able to play the game unless you pay another $20 to deactivate the AI.

$30 - Lady Gaga's newest album plays on your M-box! Monsta box! Microsoft box! Masta box! You decide!

$90 - Clock app. Now you can tell the time in style with a green clock. Better than the white clocks on your iphones, or orange on your cable box!

$200 - Guide to internal components in order to repair M-box. It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

$300 - COD sheet. Now you can appear to be playing the game without playing the game! Your friends will be amazed at your skill as you win without even touching the controller!

$:) - Omg, guy with curly hair. He can be yours for only $80.

$) - Half a smiley version! Money sign makes for good replacement of eyes! Only $40.

$400 - Voice control. Only understands spanish in a mexican accent.

$40 - Profanity button. Press this to have Microsoft Sam yell vulgar words at the other players!

$60 - Get a ROTFL copter that goes soy soy soy soy!

$90 - Replace Microsoft Sam with Microsoft Anna. Say soy and anna correctly! Can no longer say tequilla however.

XD Vork, it is SPAM!!! People are really annoying nowadays, that's what me and Raadec are teasing :P.