Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140221183807/@comment-3547390-20140428082005

Ah, but do all monkeys wear their skull without skin?

I just realized something. Name one homosexual member of the jedi order. The only homosexual in all of Star Wars that I know of is that Jabba the Hutt cousin. Disney really needs to get on this issue if they want to be progressive. How about, I don't know, making the homosexual the main lead? But as nobody would know his sexual preference, which is so important to the actual movie, we need to also back it up by making him act like a stereotypical homosexual. Because, you know, that will be so important to the movie.

Actually Disney said that. The entire EU is pointless and we are starting from scratch based on the continuity of the movies and the Star Wars: The Clone Wars cartoon series. Now, I don't remember the prequels, but I remember watching that cartoon series. Remember how I said I stopped watching Star Wars suddenly? Well, I was put off after watching this horrible butchery. A babysitting story involving gas and angsty teens? How is that canon? I am at least enjoying myself reading about talking explosives. I can't say the same for that Clone Wars series (which just ended and is being replaced by Star Wars Rebellion which looks just like part 2 of the same junk with the terrible animated style).

My experience with 30 years is nothing either. I read the original Marvel run and never reached Episode 6.

Actually, some stuff off that list is stuff that I actually encountered in the EU (yeah... it took Marvel a while to grasp what Star Wars was about). Cannibal rabbits is a reference to the infamous Jaxxon, who was a meat-eating rabbit that made up part of Han Solo's force on Aduba-3 immediately after leaving at the end of the Battle of Yavin (the first EU story arc). There was also Don-Wan Kihotay who was an old man who believed himself to be a jedi (actually, there are quite a few nutcases that believe themselves to be jedi). We also have a porcupine dude, a useless teenager, and a droid. They are fighting Sergi-X, a violent cowboy. and the Behemoth from the World Below, a giant monster that reminds me of godzilla.

The third death star never happened, but we got The Tarkin. See, Marvel didn't know Return of the Jedi would use a second Death Star, even when they got a notice stating not to use a Death Star in the comic (originally it was a death star). So instead we get a story about a ship with an ion cannon without the weaknesses of the Death Star.

John Carter of Mars in Star Wars sounds insane as it makes Princess Leia into some submissive role to the space Conan. Yet we see exactly that in the story arc right after The Tarkin. They had a lot of John Carter of Mars art and didn't want to waste it, so they basically threw him into Star Wars. It was as botched as it sounds.

Han Solo's donning a hat and looking for the lost arc - Raiders of the Lost Arc.

A monkey with a skull. That is the plotline of Death Masque. There is a monkey with a skull head that makes Luke see visions of his friends getting killed. Sorry I spoiled basically the entire plot of that story.

The valuable gems thing was actually me rewriting a plotline that angers me in the Marvel run that I have never seen anyone rant about. Princess Leia escorts some important person to negociate on some bank world where weapons aren't allowed only to have Vader show up with 3 people trained to fight in unarmed combat. Each one takes a saturday morning cartoon approach of doing something gimmicky one at a time before Leia thwarts the attempts. Vader shows up and the important dude dies, but it turns out he was a robot and that he needed to die or the people would find out the Rebellion was using them. She gave them Alderaan gems she has apparently held on to since its destruction as incentive to back funding for some new starfighters. Darth Vader reveals that he knew this the entire time and wasn't trying to stop her deal but instead wanted to steal the gems. They won't be missed as long as they don't know the diplomat is dead, so Leia can't say anything and Vader gets his goal of the gems of Alderaan. I don't know, but it sounds stupid that Vader cares more about some gems (from Alderaan) than stopping funding for the Rebellion. Are they that desperate for funding? Is Vader secretly a treasure hunter? Should Han Solo in a hat (Indiana Jones) team up with Darth Vader to find the next big treasure of the world? Yeah...

Never seen any of his works. I am too busy yelling at people in London Racer. I think the most recent sitcom I watch is Seinfeld. I also can't stand Star Trek after forcing myself to watch all the episodes (If you remember the promotion for Oreo, aka white/black chasing black/white for a few minutes, that has to be the moment I lost even the tinest grain of faith in the series).

Skulless monkey? At least I don't have a death masque. That idea is genious, Rob Schneider plays the cold Vader that is in some weird predicament while Adam Sandler makes jokes every few seconds as Luke. Or maybe we could just do a Jack and Jill, making Adam Sandler play both Luke and Vader. "Hey man, I am ya father, so give me some respect". It can be a family sitcom involving the power of family or something.

Oh, so like the state government. I didn't know you really segmented your country more than being the actual country. See, the US has states, so individual counties are policed but don't really need their own body besides a mayor. Of course, you are asking someone completely ignorant about all of this. I really have to get out more...

So... what is a dual road (ahem, carriageway)? An interstate highway?

Consult internet on Lorry.... Large powered truck. Oh, you mean big rigs. Or do you mean these things? http://linguapress.com/intermediate/routemasters.htm. I hate the latter for getting in my way in London Racer. They are even more evil than the weird police sirens. And of course everything is of course a lot more complicated when you remember that half the time I end up driving on the wrong side of the road as I expect the right to be right.

Speaking of London Racer, should I be concerned? I think I have discovered some British plot to attack Americans. I swear those busses (lorries) are out to get me. They swerve to ram me, they push me from behind so I speed forward and cause police to go crazy, and when you bump into one they proceed to keep trying to run into your car until it is destroyed. Those things are the Monster Trucks of Europe. I should note that these busses only attack me and not the other racers, nor do the police go after the other racers when they speed. I am left with the fact that this is an evil conspiracy, especially when I get pulled over and I get the cold voice of the Police threatening me after ramming into my car 50 times. I also believe that somehow involved in this conspiracy is the words "Main Menue". That's french! British don't end their words with e's at the end, do they?

Well, I seem to be ranting a lot today. The need to flamboyantly display people's sexuality to show they are different, the end of the EU as we know it, insane Marvel stories, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, London Racer, British people, and Adam Sandler. What a post!