User blog comment:Vorknkx/Funny and weird translations/@comment-3547390-20150526193901

"Hey, Stana, a town is under construction!". That is also meaningful in English, it just isn't at all emotional. "Hey, Stana, we got the jack hammers and the sledge hammers. Hey Stana, we got the street rollers and the steam rollers. Hey, Stana, a town is under construction. Hey, Stana, one of the guys just went out to lunch."

"You stupid pathetic useless moronic lumps of white woolly fat. I yell into this megaphone and all you can do is baa. Resistance is futile. Come on, listen to me, sheep!"

"If I die, I will be lying in a coffin and rotting eternally. If I perish, I will also be doing the same. But at the end of the day, no matter what you say, I gotta make a choice. Do I die or do I perish. For if I die, or if I perish. When will I die, or when will I perish. Why am I so redundant, perhaps because I will either die or perish tomorrow".

"My lamb is bleating. Why do you cry? Why won't you shut up? Baaaaaaaaaa"

"Lenche ejected an apple, into my neighbor's fence. Lenche ejected a pear, that was his ignorance. But when Lenche ejected an entire watermelon, that was the time my neighbor snapped and killed everybody else in the neighborhood. But he didn't....get...me!!!!!"