Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140702204420/@comment-1496755-20141001051334

If I were a game, it would be one with an anti-hero who lives some sort of double life - an ordinary person by day, a ruthless warrior by night. He wouldn't spare anyone... except for those who remember his name and birthday :P

I usually see my dentist in December... last year she dug a cavern in my tooth. I dare not imagine what she would do this year - probably drill for oil.