Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-24111404-20140723153426/@comment-3547390-20140725042057

OBITUARIES:

Deathstalker666 - Sergeant squad commander Deathstalker666 reported missing in action. He is presumed dead. He was born in a mountaintop in Tennessee. It was the greenest state in the land of the free. From a young age he was raised in the woods so he knew every tree. His family at the funeral state "he kilt him a bear when he was only three". He is survived by Mr Potato Head, George Lucas, and Space Ghost.

Mysteriously, his will was rather oddly written and thus has caused quite a few legal issues. In it, he wrote (Will Turner, Willy Wonka, Willy the Orca, Will Tanner, Chilly Willy the Penguin, Will Smith, Will Patton, Will the real Deathstalker stand up, and Will-o'-the-Wisp). If anybody has any advice on how to send a computer to a whale, a mouse to a magical mythical ball of light, and a keyboard to a penguin, please respond).