User blog comment:Le Rottweiler/Attempt to explain secrets/@comment-1496755-20150418153342/@comment-26005008-20150418164744

The commander desired something that would make it difficult to assault soldiers in close‐combat, so a secret alcove was constructed. The architect had to use something that the marines could comprehend, but he ran out of shootable buttons. He decided that putting pressure plates in a lamp was a good idea because marines like to jump rapidly all over the place, so a button that they’d have to headbump would be perfect.

You know, the more I think about these secrets, the less serious this game feels.