Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140221183807/@comment-3547390-20140401183908

I have the worst memory of all time. But on the other hand video games helped me escape from the world.

Yesterday I got Morrowind, just to see how this popular game is in comparison to the first two. I have to say, it is quite addicting. It isn't a Thief, it isn't even a Doom, but it is a game that allows me to play in a sandbox and go on random chase scenes while trying to stab people (note to self, guards like piñatas). Theft also exists in this game, but apparently the enemies have eyes on the back of their head. Of course, if no authorities are around, all they can do is yell at you about robbing everything in their house. Then you kill them and steal their clothes, wearing them like the terminator. Then you bump into a tiny dude with squinty eyes and he starts talking. Then everybody bumps into you and start talking. Then everybody stands around forgetting what they were going to do. You solve it by trying to stab them. You can even run on water, meaning the guards are chasing Jesus by running under the water and finally playing dead. There are also slave ships, cat people, and the human race slowly going insane. Meanwhile vendors that don't buy illegal drugs will say they don't want buisiness with you. So you just need to find a vendor that constantly talks about "cocaine" (this drug is basically a pile of white stuff), as it is normal for vendors of illegal drugs to talk about it constantly. At least it is better than the ones that keep accusing me of stealing their stuff and selling it to them. I sold their stuff to another vendor half an hour ago, this stuff was stolen from the carnie's house! Stupid vendors thinking everything I sell them is theirs, just because I stole from them earlier. When running between towns, note that it is easier to be attacked by a two legged triceratops. All this happened in the few days after I left prison. And that was my day with Morrowind.

So from that, I have learned how to socialize with other people and to sell cocaine only to vendors that talk about it upon entering their store. I should also beware of two legged triceratops if I plan on leaving my house.