Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-3547390-20161116194210/@comment-3547390-20161228133448

You young whippersnapper! One day you will learn that sticks exist for a reason, they are intended to be used for walking! You are just doing it wrong and injuring your back. If you keep up them comments, I will use it on your head. Why, back in my day, everyone used walking sticks and they only cost a nickel. Or was it a quarter? Anyway, back then they were made of fine hickory, not the weak manufactured stuff you get today. Why, back in my day, everyone used quarters. Or did they use nickels? In either case, we had a lot of change on hand, unlike your generation where you are constantly running around without spare change you can lend me. You keep saying it is in a bank. Let me tell you about banks. The great depression. I was depressed because walking sticks stopped costing a nickel and instead would cost a quarter. Or was it a dime? Or did they always cost quarters? Anyway, back then they were made of fine metals, not the weak manufactured stuff you get today. Why, back in my day, everyone had depression. We had it so much it was great! Now you are blowing off your heads with just the tiniest ounce of what we had. Or was it a tablespoon? How much does a nickel weigh? Let me tell you about nickels. Back then they were real nickels and used in wars. Not that I can't afford them nowadays, unlike you young people who complain about change and insist on getting free handouts from the government. Ah, yes, those were better days, people weren't colored the same as fine hickory and weren't blowing off their heads because they wanted to get into a bank. The government had a solid backbone and could stand up properly for the wars and everyone had metal hands that could be useful for picking up tablespoons of coffee beans. Nowadays everyone has to be argumentative about the coffee to the point that everyone is divorcing each other. You ever see a man with metal hands? No, because they all died off after the war. Let me tell you, they didn't even have change, on account of the banks giving free handouts to the hickory people so they could buy tablespoons. I bet you those tablespoons don't even cost a dime, but those hickory people don't care, they want their coffee beans that they will refuse to lend me. Oh, sure, lie about needing a walking stick to walk up straight, but don't give me a hand with using the coffee maker. They also always find where I hide my medications, on the fact that they want to blind me to the fact that there are metal heads among us now. Metal hands were still people, but them metal heads are hickory colored and divorcing each other to get married to other men. They do this as a front to get free handouts from the government, many of them go out and get free walking sticks while making me pay for mine. Then they get medications covered by health care to give to me, but that is why the metal hands died out. They weren't argumentative enough and so they got weakly manufactured hands that couldn't properly hold a stick or a tablespoon of coffee. It is just the government's way of replacing us with metal heads that will get free handouts from the bank and not have depression because they will otherwise blow their heads off, on account of the war...

My day yesterday consisted of working and setting up a Windows 8 VM. Later on I have to set up a Windows 7 VM to see if the issues I had with with Windows 8 VM were due to it being a VM or due to being Windows 8.

In other news, here is the official policy for how we will function in the event of an apocalypse. You know, because we must document DOORH so future societies will know what it was like before the Internet went down. You know, because "an event that would likely lead to the termination of human biological activity." will of course allow for preservation of Wiki articles. Sure, we may be on the verge of full scale thermal nuclear warfare, but we need to document articles that will somehow last longer on paper than on USB or CD dries. Note we can trade the articles for supplies, but we must be sure to credit the original authors. We might also need to get a telescope to beam up information in a language nobody understands but the aliens will, whereupon they can see the most important part of Wikipedia, the banners asking for money.