Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140702204420/@comment-3547390-20140828142859

I guess it is better than the Lizard People and their eating convulsions. You worry that they might need a straight jacket at some point. Then you wish you could apply one, it would be easier so the stupid lizard doesn't go into the water and drown. You would think they would be proficient in water, but the last guy I trusted to be skilled in the water (a popular fisherman) managed to drown after falling off his dock. You see, in Morrowind, everybody floats closer to the center of the world as time goes on and eventually the Big Crunch will happen. Until it does, many get sucked into odd areas and you suddenly find yourself inconvenienced.

Ah, Cat People. You know, talking about cocaine in front of random strangers is probably not a good thing. Especially when said stranger is dressed in attire that makes them a high ranking officer. That is the sign of a true addict, one who can't stop talking about cocaine in front of someone who could execute them for their crimes.

You know, at one time I thought Morrowind was child friendly! Daggerfall had nudity, but Morrowind is a clean game made for anyone. That is, until you realize you are surrounded by drug addicts and mental patients. Then you realize that cocaine is everywhere and is heavily celebrated by the Cat People.