Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-3547390-20150204202730/@comment-1496755-20150326074554

I see. There is still some hope for you. We may yet turn young Deathstalker into a responsible adult (with a mortgage, arthritis, gastritis, and other kinds of -itis that every self-respecting grown-up must have).

There is a very special breed of grumpy middle-aged ladies that occupy administrative positions around here. The more people they have to deal with, the grumpier they are. Perhaps this is a safety measure to prevent people from visiting institutions too often (the fear of grumpy middle-aged ladies will keep them in line).

I wonder what an adult mod for Quake would look like. Architecture shaped to resemble certain body parts? Naked Grunts and Enforcers? Rottweilers humping other Rottweilers (doggy style)? Shubby appearing in the form of a hot amazon blonde? Enemies emit lustful moans (or say "oh, spank me") when shot?

I have this vague feeling we're about to open Pandora's box ;)