Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-3547390-20161116194210/@comment-3547390-20170124005700

I know right? I feel so horrible for all the horrible ways I have played Quake, abusing Ranger. Not only has he burned multiple times, but his crotch was unprotected!

Yeah, it seems we learn the language better if it isn't native since we don't just hear the botched version everyone around us uses. As it stands, we end up botching it ourselves and so we can barely talk properly. Pokemon? Is that even relevant nowadays?

I can see that. Shockwave player confirmed to be working fine without even needing to install it somehow in Windows 8.1. It is magical voodoo hexes.

Good luck on Windows 10. May I instead recommend TempleOS? It is the only holy operating system on the market and therefore anyone using Windows will burn for an eternity since the device they use is a hive of sin. Ye, for no OS should scale larger than 640x480 and have more than 16 bit colors according to the 5th Testament, Jesus: Repent and Retribution. With a Great UI that is heavily intuitive and made singly by a programmer that is known to resort to racial slurs when you criticize his work, how can this possibly fail? The only OS where pressing F7 allows you to talk to God. Can Windows 10 do that? We should all get on TempleOS to play God's favorite game, Donkey Kong, and get rid of the poison that is classical music. We should also feel bad about Dinosaurs' feet hurting when they walk and know that we too could end up that way too if we continue to litter.

Or if you continue with Windows 10, please get rid of the telemetry. Do this by downloading programs from suspicious places that give them total control over your entire PC. They give you nice pretty buttons to click that gets rid of all the telemetry. It is like a magic wand! Woosh! Ingrained OS level and impossible to kill in the registry? This program is just what you need! Be sure to make yourself extra secure by downloading Tor, a browser nobody can track you on made by the US Government, because who would want us to have a way to totally conceal whatever we do than the government (just ignore the fact your ISP is already tracking you)?

If you get all the telemetry gone, please go to e621 and tell them the loo is clean for now. They will understand. Maybe you can help me find Seth on there, it is just too much My Little Pony stuff for one person to sift through alone. I need you for this monumental task and it is vital nobody knows what you are doing (except for the potential millions that could just see it on the site, but those are irrelevant).

At this rate we will be in 2018 before we reach Episode 4!