Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140221183807/@comment-1915529-20140513174643

It would be too easy for me to sit here and sound like a giant Star Wars nerd by combatting every you said about Jedi. But the truth is what you say is true. You've put detail into it such as pointing out that the movie has cute teadybears to appeal to kids but it begins with Leia in a revealing bikini.

One thing I think sums up how great Empire and its story telling is, is by taking the scene where Han and Leia are in some tiny maintenance room on the Falcon. Although Leia is being moody (to stop her self from showing her true feelings I'm guessing), the scene ends with Han and Leia having their first (albeit small) kiss. This of course a brilliantly made scene in the Han/Leia subplot.

Compare this to all the scenes on Naboo in Episode 2. The entire green screen has been made to look like a Disney Princess Love Land of Hearts and Flowers. Anakin and Padme feel like they are forcing themselves to each other for no other reason than for the well known fact that Anakin needs someone with a vagina so that he can become a father Luke and Leia and progress the story so that it connects to the Original Trilogy.

The songs are a good example of how the Originals (re-releases) are not as good as they could be. You can see why Jose would want to make Star Wars look better in 1997 with new CGI technology that wasn't available in the 70s but by changing other stuff like music and what not for no reason makes it feel very cut up and glued back together upside down and back to front. Plus pudding Haden Christian in place of Sebastian at the end of Jedi is the soul reason I hate the 2004 re-re-release. Jose could easily have just re-re-released the 1997 re-release in 2004 on DVD, but no he had to make even more changes using technology in 2004 that wasn't available in 1997. I actually close my eyes for that scene because it is so shit.

My mum and dad bought me Star Wars Blu-Ray a couple Christmas' ago but I knew about Vader saying 'No' and again, that is another soul reason for hating an entire re-re-re-release of the saga. It is another thing not added because Jose was making use of technology in 2012 or whatever year it was re-re-re-released that wasn't available in 2004 but just instead adding useless shit that makes for a much worse viewing experience. The sad thing is there will no doubt be a re-re-re-re-release sometime soon.

I'm going to defend the Ewoks so cover your ears. The Ewoks had the advantage of fighting in a dense jungle that they lived in. If you've ever seen 'Crocodile Dundee II' you know why this important. Plus the Ewoks were purely just distracting the Empire so that the heroes could destroy the Death Star.

'Return of the Jedi' is one of my favourite movies, along with 'Empire Strikes Back', but I do agree with what you said. No movie is perfect after all. Apart from maybe 'Terminator II: Judgement Day'