User blog:Deathstalker666/A few hours ago in the computer in front of you...

WIKIA

EPISODE 2 ATTACK OF THE LARGER TEXT

WAR! THE PEOPLE OF WIKIA HAVE BEEN STRICKEN WITH BLINDNESS AND CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES THAT WERE CREATED IN THE PAST. WITH EVERYBODY UNABLE TO SEE, WIKIA OFFERED THE GREATEST SOLUTION TO FIX THE PROBLEM. THEY WOULD COMPRESS THE TEXT, MAKE IT LARGER, AND MAKE THE BACKGROUNDS SMALLER. ALL THIS WOULD ALLOW THE HUMAN RACE TO SEE THE WIKIA AND READ WHAT HAD HAPPENED IN THE BEFORE TIMES.

A AMAZING SUPER WEAPON OF MASS ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION HAS BEEN UNLEASHED ON A CITY FILLED WITH TEDDY BEARS IN A FASHION THAT WOULD HAVE PETA UP IN ARMS IF THEY WERE AWARE OF THE ISSUE. THIS WEAPON IS THE WORKINGS OF DEATHSTALKER, WHO CREATED THIS WEAPON IN HIS HIATUS AS A WAY TO END ALL BOREDOM. THE SCREAMS OF TEDDY BEARS WOULD SOMEHOW CAUSE ENTERTAINMENT THAT WOULD LAST UNTIL THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION.

OF COURSE, THEN DEATHSTALKER REALIZED HE FORGOT THE LAUNCH CODES AND THAT THE AMAZING SUPER WEAPON OF MASS ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION COULD NOT BE UTILIZED. INSTEAD, IT WOULD BE FATED TO DRIFT FOREVER IN THE GALAXY RATHER POINTLESSLY UNTIL SOMEBODY COULD REMEMBER THE NUMBERS NEEDED TO UTILIZE THIS THING. NOW WITH A GIGANTIC AND MASSIVE HUNK OF METAL FLOATING AROUND WITH NO RATIONAL REASON BESIDES BEING TOO MUCH OF A PAIN TO DESTROY, DEATHSTALKER RETURNS HOME TO THE WIKIA TO TELL HIS STORY...

(thanks Wikia for giving me the ability to finally write every Wikia post as an introduction to Star Wars. Now I can read about Grunts in an epic way with music blaring in the background. I should have known this was the text of the future! We are now in the future! I might be a cyborg, I don't even know anymore!)