User blog:Vorknkx/"I must break you" (the fan fic)

A flash of light. Then silence. Ranger looked around and his eyes started to adjust to the new situation.

He was in a large room. Arranged beside the wall was a line of enemies - one of each type. And at the end were weapons and powerups.

"Hah, really?" Ranger mused, "This is your evil plot? How pathetic."

He was laughing, yet the monsters did not even react. Great - they were arranged in line AND deaf. The forces of darkness were really making themselves look foolish this time.

I must break you -- whispered Shub-Niggurath.

"You are welcome to try, slime-ball," Ranger growled and got to work. He casually strolled to the bunch of weapons and ammo, grabbed a Quad Damage, and a few seconds later the monsters were all dead.

"And this wasn't even your complete bestiary!" Ranger laughed. "What a joke!"

I must break you -- whispered Shub-Niggurath again.

Ranger just shrugged and walked to the exit platform, avoiding the ridiculously obvious nail shooter trap. He jumped onto the platform and exited the level.

...

A flash of light. Then silence. Ranger looked around and his eyes started to adjust to the new situation.

He was in a large room. Arranged beside the wall was a line of enemies - one of each type. And at the end were weapons and powerups.

"WHAT THE..." Ranger gasped with surprise. "It's the same area. And now I am stuck killing the same boring line of monsters again and again - for ETERNITY!" Ranger's cry of anguish echosed across the room: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

I told you... -- whispered Shub-Niggurath.

THE END