User blog comment:Le Rottweiler/America’s Shittiest Home Videos/@comment-3547390-20151024210018/@comment-26005008-20151026063550

Yeah, I can’t remember the last that I viewed an ‘animal video’ that was funny. My sister has a cat and occasionally I’ll pick her up to make her walk, and it makes my sister happy. Animals can be cute, interesting, and useful, but they simply don’t have senses of humour (except for apes and a parrot, I think).

No arguing here. I think that I used to watch Tom & Jerry and The Three Stooges when I was little, but I found them more interesting than amusing, strange as it may sound. I would even view Space Ghost Coast to Coast, but I hardly understood a thing because my English was so lacklustre. I did like it when Space Ghost blew up people, though. In fact, that may have been why I continued viewing that show.

Little kids and dogs are both pretty annoying. My neighbourhood has a shitload of dogs, but from what I’ve seen, many of them spend most of their time outside doing nothing in particular except for barking at innocent people like me. My next‐door neighbour has a German Shepard named Rosco, who was originally hostile towards me at first, but has since calmed down when I first pet him.

Originally, Rosco had an amigo called Pugsly (I think that that’s how it’s spelt), who was some type of Chihuahua who was pretty yappy. Rosco would discipline him by biting his torso to shut him up, which succeeded soon enough. He was elderly when I met him, so he expired a few years later, which is kind of sad.

Although Rosco’s owners are nice, they rarely clean up after him. I have to intentionally suppress my vision and my smell because there’s so much shit in their backyard. It’s disgusting.

There have been times where I’ve been outside, and some dogs were following me. Sometimes the dogs behaved hostilely. I once heard somebody outside say ‘get your fucking dog’ (exact words) to one of my neighbours. I’ve had dogs attempt to follow me whilst I was cycling. I’ve had a dog chase me, causing me to run. Almost every time I take a walk somewhere during the daytime, there’s going to be a dog in a backyard barking at me. I once saw two dogs loose in a street less than a mile away, and I had to take a different path to avoid them. I’ve had dogs scare me numerous times because I di’n’t notice them. (There was one man who yelled at his little dogs when they approached me, and then they returned to him. He said that he was sorry about that.) I remember that one morning, shortly after I woke up, it sounded like all of the dogs in the neighbourhood were barking. There was so much barking that somebody yelled, and then the dogs quieted down. It was unusual. And my dad even once saw a coyote in my neighbourhood. Ugh, so many damn dogs. Occasionally I would even consider poisoning some dogs because they were so bloody annoying. I never went through with that, though.

Still, I don’t hate them all. My uncle had one named Nick who was pretty nice. He eventually had to be put to sleep, though. And of course, there’s me. I’m good.

Anyway, I don’t think that AFV is quite trashy enough for MTV. AFV would need more jokes that are ‘inappropriate’ for kids. Then again, it’s been quite a while since I’ve seen anything at all on MTV.