Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140221183807/@comment-1915529-20140409063713

I reached level 95 in Runescape...

Thief is a masterpiece of a game. But sometimes the slowness got to me. But I just needed to take a quick break and before I knew it I had killed the Trickster and watched Karras kill himself.

You're naming places that bring back loads of memories of fishing near Draynor, hanging out in GE waiting for the covenant 'your items have been sold/bought' message, killing defenceless bears near Varrock. Defenceless in that they didn't stand a chance against my Rune armour and Rune sword. Good times. I do not miss them though. I was a stupid teenager who thought clicking the same pixel repeatedly and watching my character do all the work was fun.

I don't really want to think about that cream in the twinkie. It can be jam, chocolate, they're ok. Even if it is cream, I really doubt it is nice fresh cream you buy in supermarkets. I imagine it is some gluco syrup made from pig bones that has been infused a mildly recognisable cream flavour.

No Jaffa Cakes!? You poor poor people. No wonder your status as a world super power is falling. Orange flavour makes everything better. You do have oranges right?

Also we don't have Wham. I don't think that exists in the world.

I can atleast tell you we have Lays. Albeit they are called Walkers. Which made a 7-year-old me fantatical about them because I assumed they were associated with the AT-AT Walker in Star Wars. Plus when Star Wars episode 4 - 6 was re-released in 1997, Walkers had a massive marketing campaign with different characters on different flavours. I hated Doritoes but I wanted them because they had Darth Vader on the packaging.