Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-31165294-20171202032316/@comment-3547390-20180115131743

That would have been a much better movie. "They can take our arms. They can take our legs. BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR SWAMP!". Then we get a giant epic scene of Shrek decapitating an orphanage that set up foot in the swamp while Smashmouth plays in the background. Imagine a sort of first-person perspective, like the Doom movie, as he tosses a grenade and blows up the second floor before charging in the main doors. Then you see him grab a child in his big meaty hands and he rips the kid in half while saying "People are not like onions. Just blood and bones. Not even worthy of eating, this shit." Then he grabs then remains and tosses them at the wall.

Cue violent chainsaw scene while children flee. See child running far away, see Shrek yell "Nah, yeh guys ain't even worthy of being shit.". Then watch as he takes a solid green shit and tosses it at the kid, knocking him out as it collides with his head. Marching towards the child, he starts yelling "Yeh fuckers tried stepping foot in my land. What's the matter, reality too tough for you? Well, bitch, you can just lie there and die. The swamp gives no handouts". Then watch as Shrek bodyslams into the child, crushing him and leaving him nothing more than a blood stain on the floor. Getting up, Shrek walks back home, a tired but heroic warrior.