Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140221183807/@comment-3547390-20140409202651

Exactly! It is weird it outlasted my entire enjoyment of Dark Forces and Morrowind. That is how I know I love this game.

XD, you are buying so many games you will get tired of RPGs before half of them are done!

EDIT: I am more stupid. I completely forgot that I bought Baldur's Gate some weeks before I started trying to get into Elder Scrolls. I might as well try it.

So, I haven't entered the game proper yet, but so far it is a virtual version of DnD (which makes it easy to understand after all that I read about it). I decided to choose a drunken dwarf that is chaotic neutral. This game apparently punishes you if you don't follow your alignment for your character, so I will have to be careful. For one that knows nothing about alignments (I am not sure if you are familiar with old school titles that had this stuff) chaotic neutral is basically unpredictable. You shake one person's hand and then stab his friend. You throw a ton of loot around and then complain about being poor. Accept a quest, kill the big baddie for the item, then go back and kill the person who gave you the quest and drop the item on their corpse before taking the gold as payment. Spend that gold on a weapon that is weaker than the one you had before. Basically the perfect class for a drunk dwarf. The only problem is that this class is apparently also the hardest to roleplay as you have to basically be a psychopath. Well, psychiatrist Raadec, do you think I got what it takes to be a madman? Can you diagnose me as being bipolar? Do you think I am more neurotic than psychotic? Why can't a neurotic be chaotic neutral?

Oh boy... the hardest part... the name! What on earth will I name a psychotic drunken dwarf that will carry around giant axes? So far I am disputing Chad and Sir Ultimate Destruction. As the first is a country in Central Africa while the latter is so original it is only named in a Kentucky Derby for animals dying from pneumonia in 1885, I am stuck. This game is hard! Google isn't help me find a "ask a psycho hotline" either. It seems I am not crazy enough.

Okay, I got Ultimate Handgun of Mystery from a game site. Only problem is that I am not sure if that is a name for a person or a movie.

I think I am getting somewhere. Norinoro. Still, it makes me think of Doritos and JRPGs.

Umop Apisdn? Raadec? Ulaanbaatar? Dark Souls for the PS3? Buy this product? I didn't want it? No Name? Ugh... anything I do will be perminent. This is too much. Well, I guess I can decide tomorrow. At least I nearly made it through the entire character creation process so I know what to expect. I might want to save Sir Ultimate Destruction for my child. Well, at least this solves one problem, but doesn't help the immediate crisis!

Maybe I should go for the uncreative Shorty. That way everybody is teasing his size and he seems less of a monster for going on random killing sprees. Then he discovers his name is Shorty after he goes on an identity crisis looking for the other half of himself which was locked up from birth in a mason jar. Upon finding this information, he snaps and becomes bipolar. The only problem is that really nothing has changed as he is still going on random killing sprees.