Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1496755-20150904120435/@comment-3547390-20151009202440

I got a lot of practice in with The Sims, finding hundreds of new ways to torture and kill people. Then my main goal in life was to make lawn chairs on the yard and have them sit in them until death. Of course, he did get married and so his wife took up the role of couch sitting.

I did try to make a serious house. Problem was, it was so horrible that the burglar who came took pity and walked away without stealing anything. Thank goodness too, I would never have been able to afford a burglar alarm. Of course, my person was also miserable due to my inability to afford food, a bathroom, or anything that wasn't the junkiest couch in the game. I am really terrible at this game, though my net worth would say otherwise due to the apparent value of cockroaches. They are about 5 times more valuable than any item in my house.

Wait, so children are put to sleep through the usage of literary devices and the pointless names of towns over there? My head hurts after reading that, I am not good at text which throws a bunch of unfamiliar names at me. Actually, this is why I usually struggle with the first few chapters in any novel before I can grasp the basics of the world.