Thread:Vorknkx/@comment-24111404-20140723153426/@comment-24111404-20140723235656

Heh, yeah. I'm sorry about your thief friend. I had one, too. He stole my phone. Ever since then my parents thought I lost it and never got me a new one. I tried to explain, but they wouldn't listen. Oh well.

You're the best Internet friend I've ever had. Really. I may not know you in person, but I know you're a really good person who can be trusted. :)