Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1496755-20170225142933/@comment-3547390-20170429170422

You know, because some people get PhDs just to identify the PO boxes in Texas.

Somehow I doubt the land permits would allow me to have a giant lighthouse on the top of my house. Plus good luck stopping the dog.

Wait, why do you want to scare the pigeons away. Wouldn't you need one to return to you after delivering the chicken noodle soup?