Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1915529-20140221183807/@comment-3547390-20140410070047

Well, I think I was half asleep when I wrote all this so I kinda rambled on. Wait a minute... there is a game where Barbie is looking for gem stones in a secret cave? The saddest thing is that I might actually want to play it with Aqua's song cranked. I think you are onto something. So... make a drunken Dwarf that is named Barbie, crank aqua, and try  to find the nearest ocean to find some gems to unlock a secret cave before I can find the sacred game that does it right. Well, alright. Come on Barbie, let's go party!

What platform was it on? I must find this game! Is this it? - http://www.allgame.com/game.php?id=19293

There ain't any mass murderers named Deathstalker!

Exactly! It's the most ironic bigotry (or is it self-loathing) ever!

Too many Souls! I thought you had three games though.

EDIT: Okay, I had an epic duel against some rats and killed a small child (she knows too much) which turned the entire tutorial town against me.

I found the inn! So of course the jerk barkeep refuses to give me more than ten beers (no idea what being drunk does as I am a pretty bad hitter already, though I do burst people into heaps of blood when they do die). So I attack him and suddenly I am the bad guy. I try protecting the rights of beer and yet I get a mob attacking me.