Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-1496755-20160820115218/@comment-3547390-20160906160800

The story of Ricky is indeed one of madness and insanity. Basically, he saw a pretty lady and he tried to befriend her. She slapped him and he ended up in prison. Then he sees a pretty lady in his dreams that helps him get out of his cell to see other pretty ladies. He needs to acquire random objects to woo the pretty ladies. Of course the pretty ladies still ignore him. So some random dude called Jagar Tharn decides to help Ricky. He sets himself up as an evil overlord and "mocks" Ricky while just really giving him attention and love, something nobody else gives. Ricky goes to these dungeons to get random objects that Tharn has set up as glowing random sticks. But what he doesn't know is that Tharn just is doing this do get Ricky's friendship.

Traveling the world, Ricky came across lots of gold and not much to purchase. He could have gotten rich, but Ricky would eat the gold. Why is anyone's guess, especially since there was no shortage of food in the land, but Ricky's habit of eating money meant that he kept having to find more.

One day Fluffy Bunny was hopping across the world. He came across an interesting book. It was a magazine. A magazine filled with pretty ladies. He got happy, then his head was cut off. Don't be like Fluffy Bunny and get distracted by the pretty ladies in the magazines.