Thread:Deathstalker666/@comment-5557418-20131202044007/@comment-1915529-20140117194811

FUN FACT: I was electrocuted today. My job involves making milk shake and as I was mixing up a batch of milk shake the shitty hand blender I was using (the good one broke) dropped in the milk. Since the hand blender was shitty, it came back up covered in glumps of powder. I poured water over it to clean it (while it was still plugged in) and got electrocuted (it's not water proof like the other ones I used). I dropped it back in the milk and went to pick it up and got electrocuted again. I then picked up by the wire dropped it on the table and unplugged it.

If I told anyone (at work or at home) I would either be told 'awwe' or 'report it'. Since I can't be bothered to do either I decided to just get on with it, go into town and buy a new blender and complete the batch.

So you've now learned something about my job and are the only person in the world to know I electrocuted myself like an idiot.

I too am not really good at finding all the secrets in FPS games. To this day I can't locate every secret area in Quake II off-by-heart. Don't even get me started on Quake... jeez. But like I said, Dark Forces II, not a problem. I know every single secret area like the back of my face... erm? Wait what?

When you do buy Dark Forces II, you can get a bundle of
 * 'Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II' and
 * 'Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith'.

The only problem with it (I bought it to get MotS) is that there is an audio issue (VERY RARELY) with the force power, Speed. Regarless I recommend it since MotS is even better than Dark Forces II in many ways. Especially the last 3 levels which are still the greatest levels in any game for me... of all time.

I currently have 4 games on the trot, Killzone 2, Thief, Doom and Hexen. I think I would very much like to complete them all before I start anything else. Which means (surprisingly) I don't feel like playing Dark Forces II following the recent completion of the first one. Even so, I know it like the back of my... never mind done that already ¬_¬... so if you get stuck at all, I could tell you anything without even thinking.

I really can't believe you found the Dark Trooper phase II so easy. If you get caught for a second in its stream of blue balls you will learn the meaning of pain. I had full health and shield and lost all but 61 health within a second. I guess my experiences with the phase II mostly come from when I didn't have strafe or mouse. I'm sure you can extend a care for this fact, without strafe the phase II would be a nightmare.

Boba Fett is too easy. And no there is no rematch. He is branded the most difficult enemy in the game and I think he did have the potential to be but falls quite a way off the mark. I mean, a flying rocket firing Bounty Hunter? HOW THE FUCK did the developers manage to mess up? Your timing is impeccable because I am going to play Doom Episode II tomorrow and of course it ends with the infamous Cyberdemon. HE is not a disappointment, HE is a fucking a badass.

You are fucking these levels right now. Already at Level 13? I told you Level 12 was a breeze. I did just think that you might find difficulty in Dark Forces II because you are so use to normal FPS games... no wait... never mind. You'll find out very soon >:D

I guess this will be a spoiler so I'll mark it as such. Since you asked I'll tell you so it's your choice to read it or not. I will place it at the end so you can easily ignore it.

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The Dark Trooper phase III is of course the third version of the Dark Troopers but it is also the latest and last. At the time of Dark Forces there is one phase III. The phase III is the final boss of the game at the very end of level 14.

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